I'm a Moron

I finally got to lay out in the sun on Thursday. When I got home from the Y I put my suit on and headed outside. I didn't have any sunscreen on, and I almost always have it on my face. But, my intention was to cover my face with a towel. Well, my dumbass fell asleep, which I never do. I was a crispy critter when I got up. Not to mention the fact that I had just had my eyebrows waxed the day before. I have never in my life had sunburnt eyelids...now my entire face is peeling...ATTRACTIVE!