That's the difference

....between men and women that is. You can be certain that a group of women on a business trip in Mexico would be stopping by la farmacia. My husband is on a business trip in Mexico right now but of course those men didn't go to la farmacia. *Sigh* that was my only souvenir request. I asked if he went and he said "no, but I saw about 12 of them!" Sack up and bring your wife some meds!

Phlegm Pizza Anyone?

That's what happens when you take a 4 year old to a pizza buffet. He proceeds to cough up a lung right there in the line. Sheesh!

Sick as a man

That is my new saying. As I was definitely "sick as a man" this weekend! In case anyone does not know, that means really, really pitiful and very, very needy. I had a cold that turned into a sinus infection and I was miserable. Thankfully I am feeling better and more like a woman!
I have to give Darrell lots of praise though. He took great care of me and the kids and was only a little pitiful and not really feeling well himself...duh, that's because I was sick! I asked him to go get some soup for me at Demos' (they have the best chicken and rice soup) and he said he would, but he could only take JT because he would have to carry LJ. I told him tough shit, what the hell does think I do? Just the day before I had to take a box back to the cable company, with it in one hand and LJ in the other. Needless to say, he took them both. I was glad he did because I got to lay on the couch and watch a little uninterrupted TV. I caught part of the movie Georgia Rule on HBO. I know this got crappy reviews, but I really liked what little I saw, so I recorded it at another time and finished watching it today. It was a good movie, LaLohan and all. But really, all I could think was that she was like that in real life.

iLove Me Some Me

This is my new favorite saying, thanks to Terrell Owens. I like football, college football that is, but I am addicted to a reality show on HBO Hard Knocks Dallas Cowboys Training Camp. T.O. (as he is affectionately called) has his own line of t-shirts and this one is my favorite by far...

Those who know me know (I hope) that I am not vain, but if you don't love yourself, nobody else will. Look for me to be wearing this one in the near future! Darrell and I like to snuggle up and watch this show together. I am also getting into the UFC stuff too...what is up with that?

Check out the show on HBO....we watched the one last season too about the KC Chiefs. I think Herm Edwards is cute. Gotta love some "documentary" TV! hehehe

Goin' Postal on Sugarbabies

That is almost what happened earlier today when I dropped off at the local consignment sale. I had newbies checking me in that were very (ahem) thorough...and they didn't even know that they could accept short-sleeves or capris. They rejected one item of LJ's and I asked what was wrong with it. Turns out it had a very tiny "spot" on the back...ummm, yeah, it was an itty bitty piece of lint. I picked it off and handed it back, and she reinspected the entire thing. Things like that shouldn't make my blood boil, but it is the little things that set me off. Yea me!!

Can you fix stupid?

I certainly hope so, because this morning I woke up to JT screaming for help. It was a little after 7am and he was still gated in his hallway. When I got there, I didn't see him in his room or in the bathroom, but he was still crying for help. I said "where are you?" And then he started knocking on the inside of the linen closet door. Our linen closet is the size of a broom closet and it is NOT a walk-in closet. There are shelves in it from floor to ceiling. He had gone in there and somehow closed the door in front of him. The thing is, all he had to do was turn the freakin' knob. Mama NEVER said there would be days like THIS!

Seriously....I do not understand. Can't even try.

AT&T sucks AS&S

I cancelled my att telephone service in July and got Comcast digital. I received a final bill from att shortly thereafter and happily paid it. Yesterday, I received a "revised final bill" for long distance service. There explanation is that they bill for local service at the front end of the month, which was what my last final bill was for, and bill for long distance service at the end of the month, hence this "revised final bill." I got transeferred 5 times before this was ever explained to me and now I am waiting on a supervisor to call me back. That sounds like poor planning on their part and not my problem. When I asked to speak to a supervisor, the lady that had explained this to me asked me if I didn't understand what she had just told me. I said yes and she said what should I tell me supervisor you want to talk about!?!?!?! Crediting my account, cuntbag.

Update: The supervisor never did call me back. I told Darrell what was going and since he thought I was going to go to Atlanta and kill someone, he took care of this issue for me yesterday. According to Maurice Sanders, our account is credited and closed.

PMS Shelter

This is my latest and greatest idea. As I have gotten older, it seems as though my PMS symptoms have gotten much worse. Therefore, I am proposing a shelter for spouses and children so they will have a place to flee to when I need them to get the fuck away from me. And in case you are wondering, that would be right the fuck now.

Dave Ramsey does not have a tattoo

I know this because of the sound advice I heard on a radio commerical for a tattoo parlor...

"Don't pay your rent, get a tattoo!"

Hell yeah!