Let's Pray

Dear God,

If a child of mine is ever on any transplant list and we get "the" call one morning, please let my baby daddy have the foresight NOT to wear his wife beater to the hospital where he knows the news is gonna be there because they have been following our story. Thank you Lord Jesus. Amen.

Happy Father's Day

We went to breakfast this morning at Mimi's Cafe. When we were being seated at a table, I asked if we could have a booth. I was told that they can't put a highchair at a booth for safety reasons. These are not those high off the ground booths. I thought that was odd and let the hostess know that. Okay, so why can they not put a highchair at a booth BUT THEY CAN PUT A BABYSLING???? WTF? I almost caused a scene...but opted against it! People...don't mess with me these days...I really am not capable of holding too much back.

Then, as we were on our way home, I gave JT's dr a call just to be on the safe side with the quarter issue. I of course got the service and told them the story and I said he seems fine, but I wasn't sure if we needed to do anything. The reply was "This is just the answering service. The office isn't open. If you think it is an emergency I can page a dr." Ummm. duh shit. So I reply "yes, I know you are the service and the office is not open. I think I need to consult with a dr. hence the purpose of this phone call." Seriously, twice in one day...and people I don't even know!

Human Bank

The BLF swallowed a freakin' quarter this morning. WTF? He was still in his room and we had just gotten up. I heard him crying and went to see what the problem was.

JT: My throat hurts!!! My throat hurts!!!
Me: Why...what's wrong?
JT: There's a penny in it.
Me: In your throat?
JT: YEAAAHHH!
Me: Is it stuck in your throat or is in in your belly?
JT: It's in my belly!

He calls all coins pennies, so we determined what it actually was by giving him a "coin" line-up. I imagine a quarter did hurt his throat. I love him, even if he is a moeront.

I guess I am watching poop for a while!

Out of the Mouths of Babes

JT said "I will share with you. I'm a sharer."

He also said in Publix today after we put a lunchable, kid cuisine, transformer fruit snacks and air head pops into the cart "Thanks mom for buying me all this JUNK!"

I said "Can we not call it that?"

How sad is that!?

We never made it to the pool at the Y

The original plan was for us to swim before I worked out, but JT fell asleep in the car on the way there and I didn't want to wake him. Therefore, there was no time for swimming before my class. So, I promised him we would swim after class. So, I went to pick the kids up in the nursery and we headed to the family locker room. The 3 of us were in a changing room. JT got changed first and was waiting for LJ and me. I got LJ undressed and I was holding her romper between my legs as I was getting her suit on. JT kept tugging on it and I asked him to stop, but he didn't. He then proceeded to pull it out from between my legs. As I was continuing to get LJ dressed the romper was flung into the toilet. I was so mad. Not only was it in the toilet, but there was pee in there that did not belong to this family. JT was apologizing profusely as I was turning into the incedible hulk, only red. I calmed down and told him it was ok and then I started to get changed. I had my bottoms on and JT apologized again.



Me: "It's ok honey, it was just an accident."

JT: "It was an accident?"

Me: "Was it an accident?"

JT: "No."

Me: "Did you throw it into the toilet on purpose?"

JT: "Yes."

Me: "You did it on purpose?"

JT: "Yes."

Me: "Put your shoes on. We are not going swimming."

JT: "WAAAHHHHAAAWWWAAAHHHHAAAAHHHWWWAAAAHHHHAWWWWAAHHHHAA!"



And out we marched. JT was wearing only his swim trunks...no shoes.

Words from Yo Momma

I have been experiencing quite a bit of *rage* lately. I tend to voice it while driving (apparently). Although I had not voiced it today, JT was repeatedly saying in the car today "Watch it moeRONT!" I almost peed my pants! For those that need translation, that is 'moron'. Ahem.

Thrill Seeker...Scarred For Life

JT is spending this week with his grandparents. His Aunt Mary wanted to spend some quality time with him, so she decided to take him to Six Flags today. I know they had a great time, but he may never be the same again. Yes, friends, my little boy went on his first "BIG" boy roller coaster today. And I do mean BIG...it is called the "Mind Bender" and it has 3 loops! WTF??? I was at least in high school before I ever got on a ride like this. JT of course thought it was a wonderful idea while watching it and eagerly jumped into the seat, but Mary said as it 'click, click, clicked' its way to the top, he had changed his mind. Surprisingly, he did not cry. He did tell Mary that his belly hurt when they got off! I cannot wait to see him and have him recount this! Oh, and he wouldn't go on anymore rides after that!! Not even for a ride on Thomas the Train! He did have a blast playing games and playing in the water! Thank you Mary for spending this time with him! We love you!