Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Dear Firefighters,

Thank you for your committment to your work and putting yourself in danger to help others! Also, thank you for almost always being a hottie! However, if you are a firefighter and you are not a hottie, advertising that you are a firefighter is NOT going to make you any hotter. Nor is the stuffed fire dog in your rear window, or the sticker that says "Find 'em hot, leave 'em wet." I think I have made myself clear. Thanks!

3 comments:

Kim said...

Oh sweet Jesus. That sticker is to make up for his lack of being a hotty. Seriously, where the hell do you go to see these stickers on cars?! I need to start paying more attention.

Julie said...

Where else, Kim? In the drive-thru at McD's!!!

Kim said...

I need some new goodies to read please.